Let’s Fly Cheaper’s toilet humor aimed at airline industry’s fees – chicagotribune.com
Brand-new “flushable potty economy seats” on planes mean you’ll never again have to crawl over others to use the bathroom. Talk about convenient! And airlines make money on the deal by adding seats where toilets once were. “It’s a win win for everyone,” crows a blog with an illustration of the new seats that was posted Monday by a Northern California travel agency.
Thank goodness this turned out to be a joke. As convenient as it would be, there are still a lot of unanswered questions such as,
“would everyone be sitting naked?”
“what about the smell”?
“how do you wipe?”
“what about people who need to get up every once in a while because of deep vein thrombosis?”